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The Grand Canyon. It is both breathtaking in its beauty, and equally mysterious. Nobody knows the origins of the Grand Canyon. Others believe that it is the work of aliens from another world. Some believe it was built by the Indians to host their Indian football games. Religious people will tell you that it is the place where God has sex with His celestial dick. Wow. Imagine that!

We won’t ever know the full story of the Grand Canyon, and that’s a fact I doubt. One thing I do know, however, is that the Grand Canyon views are truly GRAAAAAAND.

In loving memory Huell Howser
The Grand Canyon. It is both breathtaking in its beauty, and equally mysterious. Nobody knows the origins of the Grand Canyon. Others believe that it is the work of aliens from another world. Some believe it was built by the Indians to host their Indian football games. Religious people will tell you that it is the place where God has fucked the Earth with His celestial dick. Wow. Imagine that!

We won’t ever know the full story of the Grand Canyon, and that’s a fact I doubt. One thing I do know, however, is that the Grand Canyon views are truly GRAAAAAAND.

In loving memory Huell Howser

My wife tries to put my baseball viewing in perspective
It’s almost like watching Project Runway. But it was three hours long, and there was a new episode every day. It feels like there are six episodes. There are seven, eight months in a row. Sometimes there are more than one episode per week because I sometimes like to watch the LA version of Project Runway after watching the Detroit version. After I’ve seen a lot of Project Runways, I switch to a show that only shows highlights of the Project Runway designs that were shown that day. This is what I do, I let it play while I use my iPad to read blogs and tweets about Project Runway. “Cause I want to know if the one designer is being traded to Project Runway or if the other designer used steroids.”

At least, that’s what I believe she said. I don’t remember, I was just watching the game.